africans: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok)
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
sunnydaletogallifrey: I discovered learned how to tumblr I met some of the most amazing and interesting people to ever exist I learned that I’m not alone I laughed, I cried, I flailed, I fangirled I finally found a place where I belonged
buffalope: someone come kiss me on new years eve im so lonely
"You can't love them. They're a fictional...
Ughhhhhh. I love all the Homestuck Music. All 8...
I can’t fucking stand you. You wanna know why we always fight? CUZ YOU ALWAYS FUCKING START IT AND NEVER DROP IT. YOU SHOVE IT ALONG WITH EVERY SINGLE MISTAKE I EVER MADE IN MY FACE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND EVERYSINGLEGODDAMNTIME WE FIGHT AND YOU NEVER FUCKING REALIZE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Fucking grow up already. Your shit is getting old. And for the fucking love of God stop harping on me...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
When you spend your whole life living in a hole:... →
godtierkristin: Do you like free shit? Do you like Homestuck? Well you’re in the right place! I am doing a giveaway of any of these three items ANY TROLL T-SHIRT: ANY GOD TIER HOODIE/ANY GOD TIER T-SHIRT If you win, you may only choose TWO of these three options :) And I’m pretty sure the hoodies are sold out so if you win that then you might have to wait a bit C: RULES: 1. You can...
billiepaulpiper: do you think kanye west gave himself all his albums for christmas
zombieslutfromhell: ok bye guys may santa bring you all hot significant others to touch butts with tonight yesssssss this is good.