astrayla: I hope I’m scaring everyone away that I know irl
That bitch is clearly borderline!: adultstuck →
turntechpothead: dave strider stars as the most famous dubstep producer in the universe rose lalonde is the j.k. rowling of alternative erotic literature aka gay wizard butt licking john is an ectobiologist and about as underdeveloped as a protagonist can be jade is the founder of the new… dapper approval.
The only reason I hate being a Hufflepuff
Is that Yellow just looks GOD AWFUL on me unless it’s like that singular prefect shade of yellow that only exists in stores where the cheapest article of clothing is $50 (and it’s a scarf); thusly, it makes it rather difficult for me to sport Puff Pride and look good while doing so. How I wish I was the fashionista that am I today back then; I would have put myself in Slytherin and...
meowsephstalin: caseyaffleck: ...
Some people on Tumblr are good at drawing, some...
I’m talented in reblogging.
The most human of all attributes is your ability to choose.– The Purple Rose Of Cairo (via gaws)
clichelife: Honey Honey - Feist
Two Things and then Goodnight.
1) I understood a Math pickup line. 2) Fastest way to my pants? Talk nerdy to me.
bby, I wish I was your derivative so I can lie...
bby, I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves