mattisbollywood: who would win in a fight between a 14 year old girl otherkin from anime club or a 14 year old girl who cries that spirit animal is offensive to shamanism despite not being a practicer of shamanism
Sometimes you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical seal and...– John Green (via imamalfoy)
thedailywhat: Animated Short of the Day: “Inspired, in equal measures, by Hurricane Katrina, Buster Keaton, The Wizard of Oz, and a love for books, The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore is a story of people who devote their lives to books and books who return the favor.” Co-directed by William Joyce and Brandon Oldenburg, Morris Lessmore is one of five films nominated for an Oscar...
So I upheaved a lot last night/this morning
after eating some not so grade a mexican food (should’ve known it wouldn’t be that great since it was 1) that side of the family who made it and 2) they are not mexican, but I digress). Anyways, I just happened to sneeze rn and I thought I tore my throat open when doing so. It was awful and I hate everything about my life this last week. Guess I should start my homework...
I AM POOPING AND BLOGGING I CANNOT LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW. STOP USING MY PANTS AS A SCRATCH POST.
Reblog if Doctor Who and Sherlock have altered the...
petergoddamnedfuckingpan: mycroftspolishedshoes: well that and years and years and years and years of monty fucking python and the goddamned flying circus.
zombieslutfromhell: “you, my dear, are obsessed” you don’t knOW THAT #those are fighting words o m f g TRUTH.
cryingvagina: i am byesexual everyone i love leaves me
gaymzee: motherhonker: drop me, fucking drop the bass on me drop the bass on me. fucking drop the bass on me but do it in the antarctic so that the bass freezes in mid air while you are dropping it off a building and the bass turns to womps. impale me with frozen bass drops and then dj on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
koloktos: i think i’ve watched the entire sherlock series via gif
powerlesbian: today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
sedvides asked: I'm watching a documentary on what they do to our foooood. And I think me and you should grow our own organic garden and become vegans. xD
Thank you everyone for the support yesterday. I just read what everyone said now (lulz~*~ talk about delay~) but really, I was flailing about because I didn’t expect so much. Just, thank YOU so, sooooooo much guys. Thank you.
It is totally acceptable for all of you to address...
The Beautiful Lady Cupcake of Perfectness I may even out it on my birth certificate. All my thanks and luv to The Lovely Lady of Complete and Utter Amazingness, Her Royal TouchButt, Perkii Perkton~*~
zombieslutfromhell: Today has been a day full of penises. Tru Faxs*~*~*~*~*
zombieslutfromhell: my academic and career plan for the future is to sleep for the rest of my life. GPOY~