May 2012
Skyping while watching the first season of Doctor...
Me: I think I have a crush on Captain Jack.
A straight, male friend: Don't worry. We all do.
brakhage:
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
“One day, one glorious day, Fury knew that he would finally have a meal break...”
– erinkyan(s flawless Nick Fury)
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
self-destructioniswhereitsat:
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
It’s paradise.
1 tag
“you’re so hot,” i whispered
laughoutloudrightnow:
as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
3 tags
naughtynicholas:
checazz0:
...
styronut:
edvilla23:
sylphoflies:
edvilla23:
What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
yummytomatoes:
spacestepmom:
HELPDSGFDFH
Original
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