Skyping while watching the first season of Doctor...
Me: I think I have a crush on Captain Jack.
A straight, male friend: Don't worry. We all do.
brakhage: i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
One day, one glorious day, Fury knew that he would finally have a meal break...– erinkyan(s flawless Nick Fury)
Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
self-destructioniswhereitsat: avatarstateyipyip: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. It’s paradise.
“you’re so hot,” i whispered
laughoutloudrightnow: as i took my plate of food out of the microwave
naughtynicholas: checazz0: ...
styronut: edvilla23: sylphoflies: edvilla23: What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything. Atheists: 1 Christians: 1 Everybody wins and live happy. God fucking damn it.
yummytomatoes: spacestepmom: HELPDSGFDFH Original OMDFJKLDFF FUFKCILOSTMYSHITLADKSLJDS