July 2012
Sometimes I laugh because the Bard's College...
The Companions: We are a guild of mercenaries, dedicated to each other and to the art of war; many of us struggle with the curse of the werewolf.
The Mage's College: Though magic has a strong stigma in Skyrim, we carry on to study ancient technology and master the arcane, but what evils will we discover?
The Thieves Guild: A pack of the best pickpockets you'll ever meet, we lurk under Riften as we fight against our streak of ill luck to become filthy rich.
The Dark Brotherhood: Servants of the Night Mother, we are death on the wind, murder in the night; but beware, for treachery lurks in our company.
The Bards College: YO WANNA HELP US THROW A PARTY??
yoiplait:
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
love stick
doinker
schlong
wankie
ding dong
100% all-beef thermometer
bologna pony
stinky pickle
magic wand
divine rod
love muscle
power drill
captain winky
yogurt slinger
obviously these are the terms you should use whenever you are speaking about a penis in public.
el-masreya:
Slavery: “GET OVER IT!”
Imperialism: “GET OVER IT!”
Exploitation: “GET OVER IT!”
World Starvation: “GET OVER IT”
Genocide: “GET OVER IT!”
Occupation: “GET OVER IT!”
9/11: “NEVER FORGET!”
Alamo: “NEVER FORGET!”
6 tags
javelining:
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
this is a game where you see what it's like to be... →
lovelustandlonging:
solaravadamkii:
knewdrew:
catbountry:
This is pretty amazing.
i just wore my damn keyboard out
The best game ever.
It’s just perfect.
BEST GAME. BEST EVERYTHING. The internet is over. This is Life now.
“Merida’s sexuality is a non-issue in the film, and the fact that this topic is...”
–
Autostraddle, “Brave’s Unconventional Heroine: What Doesn’t Queer You Makes You Stronger” [x] (via mswyrr)
THANK YOU.
(via mermaidshells)
I can’t even fucking believe this is a fucking issue. Nobody accused Kuzco of being gay because he didn’t want to get married. Nobody fucking cared because...
Welcome to your Spooky Mormon Hell Dream.:... →
musicalmelody:
C major:Completely pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, naivety, children’s talk
C minor:Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key
Db major:A leering key,…
June 2012
agnosticangels:
allcanadianprophet:
C: Whatcha doiiiin? Me: Blogging. C: Bout what? Me: The Book of Mormon. It’s a musical on Broadway. C: I’ve never heard of it. It must be lame. Me: …..
In my head:
this happens all the time
Watcholdmanyellsatcloud:
yencid:
Only Weather report you will ever have to watch.
no seriously watch it.
All in one take.
princeofsharks:
lets just take a second and think about how horrified wed all be if our friends texted or called us saying “hey man got this new game wanna come check it out?” “oh totes bro whats it called?” “sburb”
tobillo:
observe the butt
hypothesize the butt
test the butt
analyze the butt
conclude the butt
immortalsmoke:
goatzee:
the entire fandom sits on the edge of their seats to see a grown child star’s reaction to being killed and then kissed by a webcomic author.
well when you put it like that
jaunepoi:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
askmyass:
{WHY HASN’T ANYONE...
voteschneider:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
ohvoldemort:
So no one could tell what side he was on.
chocolatewonkababy:
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:
sherlielocks:
jotunss:
unnnie:
captaintimber:
fayalice:
dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
formspring
updates that require restarting the laptop.
Americans lived together in harmony,but then...
thelastonelaughing:
katsplanet:
also on the way home from the interview i was standing at a bus stop and these two girls were standing near me
and i swear to god
they started talking about davejohn
and i was standing there in full business attire and everything i looked like a microsoft employee or some shit right
so i waited a minute
and then i turned around and whispered to them
“i dont ship it”
the...
thatsuperbro asked: sollux :3
brinydeep:
homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos
but who’s really missing out here
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
hassthepuck:
one time I had a dream I met lady gaga
and she had willy wonka’s elevator
and we piled in and flew to jupiter and she had this crazy rainbow lit outfit and she sung her new song to me in this elevator as we flew to jupiter
and rdj was her backup dancer and he wore the iron man suit but a special version that matched her outfit
true story
“I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via moldavia)
