Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare. — Audre Lorde (via gee-eem)
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
I JUST SPAT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE
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when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
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#I CAN SEE THE STITCHINGS OKAY GODDAMN THIS ANIMATION IS GORGEOUS
seriously, the amount of detail and animation in ROTG is just AMAZING, I felt like I could reach out and feel the fabric of their clothes, of Tooth’s feathers and oh my god , these people are amazing.
Tooth’s feathers have this purple sheen on the lower half of her body and it’s only apparent when her knees are bent or the angle is right
And Jack has kinda splotchy skin and scraggly canine teeth and salt and pepper eyebrows
AND TOOTH HAS FLAWLESSLY MANICURED NAILS
THIS MOVIE IS GORGEOUS
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PARTICLE EFFECTS FOR ALL THE SAND
this is the kind of post I’ve been waiting for.
What’s even more amazing is a bunch of nerds created that shit. I wish they got more praise for the amazing shit they do all the time.
I remember one of the guys showing me the sand tests .. he used to work for NASA.
FUCKING NASA EVERYBODY!!!
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i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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Pesto Soup with Gnocchi , Beans & Greens
I have a mighty need
nicki minaj is 30
she was born 30 years ago
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i have never read anything more true in my entire life
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